001 – The One Where Zelph Introduces Themselves

In this episode, Zina, Albert, and Richard reveal their real names. Richard confesses his favorite Valentine’s film, Zina reveals her love of Clickbait, and Albert’s jokes repeatedly fall flat.

Albert Carrington

Albert Carrington served as a member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles until he was excommunicated for adultery. During his disciplinary court, Elder Carrington tried to argue that he had only committed "a little folly in Israel!", but the current brethren couldn't be bothered to give him a break. Learn more about Elder Carrington here.

MoHoHawaii

The traditional Mormon pronunciation of Zina has a long i.
- Richard R. Lyman
  
  THANK YOU! I was beginning to think I was on crazy pills. Brits, amirite?
- Zelph on the Shelf
  
  That can’t fly with my British tongue.
YoungModern

If you don’t get an iTunes feed, no one will ever listen to it.
Swagavad Gita

Cool first podcast. Thanks for the shoutout! If someone had told me months ago that I’d be mentioned in a podcast at the same time as John Dehlin, I’d say, “Who’s John Dehlin?” This will go down in fake-Lamanite history.
mcnick23

Need to list on Pocket Casts to the Android world can enjoy.
Lane Sawyer

Also make sure to get it on Stitcher and the upcoming Google Play podcasts!
Howard

Exactly this. Having a list of podcasts queued up on my phone is the only way I listen on my long commute. Loved the podcast, but easy access makes all the difference.
Swagavad Gita

I love the rapport you guys have with each other.
Paxton

Ditto iTunes…please hurry and make that happen
Bryce Blankenagel

Great first episode (3rd edition or not). I hope to have some of you on the Naked Mormonism Podcast soon for a special edition episode.
- Swagavad Gita
  
  That would be awesome.
Jaasiel Rodriguez

Lol, what is it with you guys and the rod?
Good stuff though 🙂
Thomas Moore

Hey Tanner, have you checked out Mr. Deity’s “Reparative Therapy”? It might help… or at least double your dating pool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqv-y5Ys3fg
Shawn Powrie

Hey Zelph team. Thanks so much for sharing this first podcast. I was having a religious hangover type day and this one totally hit the spot. Made me feel happy, made me laugh and feel positive about the world again. +1 for the righteous Lamanite warrior team!
Preston Dale Ferguson

The podcasts show as posted in the year 2000 on iTunes.