Ever wonder what’s on the mind of today’s hottest apostates? Here’s our roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the week:
“If I could make out with any church leader it would probably be Elder Ballard. But only if he’s wearing lipstick.”
– Kate Kelly
“I can never find skinny jeans that look good on me.”
– John Dehlin
“How did I get this hair? The Secret. “
– Rock Waterman
“Gobsmacked. I was absolutely. GOBSMACKED. Just really, really gutted. I’ll never trust them again, let alone go back.”
– Tom Phillips, on the price of Lagoon tickets
“Jag är verkligen bakfull.”
– Hans Mattsson
“My snapback collection has really grown since I stopped paying tithing.”
– Carson Calderwood
“I like my followers to call themselves Dehlinions. It makes me feel good.”
– Demon Who Watches Over John Dehlin
“I write letters to everybody. Big letter guy, ya know? Of course, it’s always sad when someone obviously doesn’t want to be pen pals. “
– Jeremy Runnells