Wow, my little bro & I gotta belly laugh outta this. My Mom alone hit 98% of those. “I no longer see light in your eyes, are u changing?” “Everyone has already asked that & it’s been resolved, and stuff. Like really smart people! _______Went to Hahhvad & is like a billionaire.” “Idk what you’re doing to not get the answer. Please tell me you aren’t into the devils lettuce!!” Top 3. Good woik. BTW, I dig the irreverent bent as of late. Naughty bastiches, I love it. When I visit Utah, I’m blown away at extent being a good Mormon=being wealthy. And the sheer insanity of debt load & big arse monuments to spiritual success(big fugly houses) being acquired by said debt, waiting until the spiritual dividend kicks in & bails em out. Because good Mo’s are rich, & rich are good Mo’s. Chicken or egg, I know not.